Punishing good fundamentals

Dept. of Education Weakens Title IX Compliance Standards for College Athletics

With this, amateur basketball will fall to the hulking, brutish, dunk-heavy [fan-friendly, fast-paced, exciting] style of play for keeps. As with all things, it was forseen in cartoons:

Kug: We no can dunk, but good fundamentals.
Ornik: That more fun to watch.
[Zapp, Fry and Bender laugh.]

. . .

Femputer: Hmm. Perhaps men are not as evil as Femputer thinks.
Thog: But they make fun women's basketball.
Femputer: What?! Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?
Ornik: Yes. They still laugh.
Femputer: The men must die.

Thank you, Neutral Planet.