Wiggle room

As per previous discussion, it looks like the Baptists--the most wash-inclined of all protestants--have adopted a policy of non-aggression as pertains the gay and lesbian community. The new suggestion from some kind of 'task force' read something like this:

Faggerts is still gross an' dang'rous, but we won't excommyoonicat'chee if they's worked they's spells on'ee.

They need all that tithe money after all. Pragmatism and greed, if nothing else, will topple prejudice in the end. Amen.