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Sunday, April 10, 2005

Hitchhiker's guide: snap!

Besides the movie itself, the best part of Sin City was the extended and quite funny trailer for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which looked to be coming along nicely. The third best part was hearing the fanboys concurrently loose their bowels in excitement. A sloshing sound, momentary relief, then a kind of nervousness. Not regularly showering, though, they already smelt bad, and this new pungeance wasn't noticed.

But this review of an early screening, by some vaguely British-writing fellow, suggests, like Star Wars Episodes I, II and [inevitably] III, Hitchhikers just sucks ass.

The problem--also like I, II and [inevitably] III--is the abysmal dialogue and nonsensical plot. Mostly, though, it's the dialogue.

If there's one thing fanboys get right, it's passion.

6 Comments:

At 5:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The third best part was hearing the fanboys concurrently loose their bowels in excitement. A sloshing sound, momentary relief, then a kind of nervousness. Not regularly showering, though, they already smelt bad, and this new pungeance wasn't noticed.

So that's what that sound is!

 
At 9:30 AM, Blogger ... said...

Dude.. you shouldn't talk about us Hitchiker fanboys like that.. I mean, I bathed at least once this week! And I've only referenced the Guide once today!

 
At 9:37 AM, Blogger Luke said...

That was meant as a fanboy-general happening Toad. My bowels loosen for other things.

 
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