Droog repellent

The Underground is going to be filled with "uncool" music to drive away punk-ass kids.

Tube bosses intend to use recordings of Pavarotti recitals, Vivaldi and Mozart in a battle against anti-social behaviour at 35 stations on the District, East London, Metropolitan and Hammersmith & City lines.

In Hammersmith, Vivaldi will play up to a block away from the station, gradually giving way to The Clash, which will draw the ruffians like catnip into an old-fashioned police smash up. The original plan, which called also for the stylings of one Ludwig Van, was amended after his 5th tended to cause violent nausea and suicide in the ultra-violent.

The Guardian via Fark