Finding Bobby Fischer

He's in Iceland now, and various other places, including the internet.

After reading his 8463 word, single paragraph, statement of facts regarding being "Kidnapped and railroaded to his imprisonment torture and death in the Jew-controlled U.S.A." [strangely written in the third person] I can conclude, irrevocably, that motherfucker is Kuh-razy.

Fisher became the world's youngest grand master at age 15. He was world champion by 22, then set off making a more tawdry name for himself by associating with various doomsday cults [becoming disillusioned when 1975 didn't bring the destruction of America at the hands of the United States of Europe] and virulently voicing his hatred for Jews despite, strictly speaking, being one.

Ladies and gentlemen, the official website of America's only world chess champion.

Fisher is rumored to have backed out of an exhibition match with the chess-playing supercomputer Deep Blue saying, "didn't like the looks of that big Jew mainframe."