Loaves, fish, compact discs

Always and forever catering to the least of these, my bretheren [in this case, those without CD burners], Wal-mart is now offering to burn their digital music selection to CD for you.

The cost for a customized CD of three songs is $5 plus 88 cents for each additional song.

A three song CD is pretty much pointless unless the selections are from The Velvet Underground and Nico, The Tain and . . . say . . . Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

Of course, assuming you have even the crappiest of computers, you could just buy a very good burner and break even [using Wal-mart prices] in like 4 burns.

Whichever.