I smell your lightsaber

It didn't seem possible that an article on force feedback cell phones would contain a candidate for best word ever.

teledildonics

It's better if you put the emphasis on the syllable with the 'O'. Creates a kind of grandiosity.

Dildonics is not a new word, and this is just a spliced compound of that [the quicker we finish shuffling off the Latinate conventions that prevent us from creating words like zeitgeist, the better], but I've never seen it in pseudo-print before. Publication lends a word gravity.